June 2011
50 posts
Put a number in my ask, and I’ll answer honestly. →
illude:
Height:
Shoe Size:
Sexual Orientation:
Do you Smoke?
Do you Drink?
Do you Take Drugs?
Age you get mistaken for:
Have Tattoos?
Want any tattoos
Got any Piercings?
Want any piercings?
Best friend?
Relationship status:
Biggest turn ons:
Biggest turn offs:
Favorite Movie:
I’ll love you if:
Someone you miss:
Most traumatic experience:
A fact about your personality:
What I...
Was I the only one that used to make potions out...
I want a boyfriend.
floralflowers:
Not because I’m sexually frustrated or anything like that. I just want somebody to look at me in that way. To say “That’s my boyfriend”, to hang out with me, to be there for me, to talk to me whenever I need them. I just really want to be loved.
When your parents say no to something you were...
yourhaloisslipping:
Reblog if you have never been on a date before.
the-red-vine:
foreverweasley:
Look at all the notes.. That is why we’re on tumblr.
That moment when you finish a good movie and you...
yourhaloisslipping:
When you're in bed and it feels like something's...
yourhaloisslipping:
When a totally random person insults someone you...
New friend!!!
Teacher says take out your homework:
We had homework?
That awkward moment when you get caught staring at...
meeting people for the first time.
When guys meet for the first time:
When girls meet for the first time:
When my parents use the computer
Expectation:
Reality:
When you're texting like 4 people and then they...
and you’re like:
is this planned?
That moment a fly or bee sneaks up to your ear and...
Sneezing
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expectations
reality
When I don't understand a problem on my math...
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The awkward moment when you're singing a song on...
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When the loudest person in the class tells someone...
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When you ask your friend about their answers after...
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If you answered the same:
If you answered differently:
scrolling down facebook news feed.
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don’t care
don’t care
whore
don’t care
your life just sucks, doesn’t it?
you’re single? don’t care
no, it’s cool to write letters to inanimate objects in your status
song lyrics, cool
you can probably just kill yourself
annoying 12 year old
inside joke no one gets, cool
making out pictures
That awkward moment when you feel really prepared...
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And you’re like:
But then you actually start taking the test…and there’s a moment of panic:
But then you’re all:
….and then you get the test back:
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Reblog if your sleeping schedule is fucked up.
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Day:
Night:
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when you use an insult you saw on tumblr in real...
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Math is the only place where I hear a person...
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“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE???
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“” No, I never told you; what I should have said. No, I never told you. I just...”
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